Great e-mail I got from a co-worker today...

This is a great e-mail I got from a co-worker today. The title was "No Softball for me" Here is the text....

So if you think being away at Disney for 3 days “for work”…with a young female assistant is enough to upset your wife, try having her find some porn on our new computer…topped off by me insisting for 15 minutes that I have no idea how it got there, finally confessing that I may have checked out a site or two one time. And top that off by her hatred of lying and incredible sense of jealousy and self-confidence issues (although I suppose those are all women issues) and needless to say it has been a stressful past few days. I think it is in my best interest to spend some time with the wife tonight and I am going to skip the first game of the season.

I would not do this under most occasions, but I think in this case preserving my life is going to take precedence over softball. I’ll probably make up some other story to tell everyone else, so if anyone asks just say I had something to do with Amy…and please bring home a victory!!!"

How funny is that?????