Great e-mail I got from a co-worker today...

This is a great e-mail I got from a co-worker today. The title was "No Softball for me" Here is the text....

So if you think being away at Disney for 3 days “for work”…with a young female assistant is enough to upset your wife, try having her find some porn on our new computer…topped off by me insisting for 15 minutes that I have no idea how it got there, finally confessing that I may have checked out a site or two one time. And top that off by her hatred of lying and incredible sense of jealousy and self-confidence issues (although I suppose those are all women issues) and needless to say it has been a stressful past few days. I think it is in my best interest to spend some time with the wife tonight and I am going to skip the first game of the season.

I would not do this under most occasions, but I think in this case preserving my life is going to take precedence over softball. I’ll probably make up some other story to tell everyone else, so if anyone asks just say I had something to do with Amy…and please bring home a victory!!!"

How funny is that?????

What a Waste of a Day.....

Another day...another 8 hours wasted.....All I did pretty much today was surf the net looking at fantasy stuff and worked on Google's Da Vinci Quest Contest. For more information on that check out this blog. Pretty exciting day.....only an hour to go before I can get out of this hell hole...I can't wait to work for myself someday and sit on the beach earning 20 percent....ok that was a line from Die Hard..but that's what I want.

Man has a plan: Trade a paper clip for a house - The Boston Globe

This is a amazing....this dude turned a red paperclip into a year of rent??? By bartering? WOW. Think I can barter my job for a new car?

Man has a plan: Trade a paper clip for a house - The Boston Globe

Man gets $218 trillion phone bill - Boston.com

WHOA....that's alot of calls to the psyhic friends network or alot of phone sex!

Man gets $218 trillion phone bill - Boston.com

Another day, another holiday to celebrate

Do we get to celebrate this as a company holiday???

USATODAY.com - Another day, another holiday to celebrate

Subservient Chicken to do your Bidding.

Finally, somebody in a chicken costume who will do whatever you want. Check it out:

http://www.subservientchicken.com


I know this is just a Burger King commercial....but it's funny stuff.

Baskin-Robbins: Office Invaders

The fun of an office killing spree, combined with Space Invaders.

Baskin-Robbins: Office Invaders

To Much Information

The owner of the company I work at had bladder surgery two days ago and is back today. He's telling everyone how he has a catheter and it drain his bladder to a bag that he has strapped to his leg...who anounces this stuff?

First Press Release for RSStalker.com

Revolutionary New Way to Track Price Changes at Amazon.com

BOSTON, MA (April 4, 2006) — A new site on the World Wide Web enables shoppers to track price changes at online giant Amazon.com through the news readers and aggregators they already use. RSStalker, found at http://www.rsstalker.com, provides XML based RSS feeds that track price changes of Amazon.com products.

RSStalker.com has made it easier for the millions of people using news readers and aggregators to track price changes of their favorite products or their entire wishlist at Amazon.com. Users can generate a feed for a single product, a product category or for an entire wishlist that integrates into their favorite news reader or aggregator.

RSStalker can be used on news reader and aggregator sites such as Bloglines.com, Google Reader, My Yahoo!, My AOL, My MSN, and more. Users simply add the feed to their favorite aggregator and will be automatically notified when the price changes. Once the user has purchased the item or no longer wants it, all they have to do is unsubscribe to the feed. No registration or user information is required.

RSStalker has removed the unnecessary return visits to Amazon.com for the price conscious shopper. All of the time and effort needed to track prices at Amazon.com is now eliminated.

For information on RSStalker visit the website at http://www.rsstalker.com.